That's what I'd like to fucking know.
In related news, my top-ten songs of all time include hits like "Is She Really Going Out With Him?", "Hot Child in the City", "Your Wildest Dreams", and "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet." I have a feeling this says a lot about me. And it isn't good.
In unrelated news, I went to the dentist this morning. Not only do I have a "slight" problem with receding gums in my upper molar region, but I have a very "small cavity" that needs to be "taken care of" right away. Dudes. I've never had a cavity. EVER. Now suddenly, after a few years of having lived with Brad, I'm getting receding gums and cavities.
Yeah. I'm blaming this on him, along with tons of other shit. He only flossed when there was something stuck in his teeth and has more cavities than he does teeth.
I was actually prescribed (with a real prescription which is totally worthless) a Sonicare toothbrush.
There must be some kickback shit happening there. They even had a "demo" one for me to touch, as though I've never seen one of these "new magical toothbrushes" before. Jesus.
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