Why? Because everyone and their fucking mother says and does this same shit.
- Loving office supplies and being able to spend HOURS at Office Depot. OMG!
- Being sooooo bad at bowling.
- Not being able to carry a tune (but secretly hoping that if you did karaoke it'd go down just like it did for whatshername in "My Best Friend's Wedding").
- Wearing fake "vintage" shirts from Target and Hollister in an effort to be a hipster.
- Dancing with a stupid little kid at a wedding and pretending you're having a great time when you're just secretly hoping that your date sees how great you are with kids.
- Pretending you can eat whatever you want and not get fat. (And if this truly is the case, I hate you and hope you have terrible cholesterol)
I'll add to this list as I read more of my friends' status updates on Facebook and do a little self-reflection. Should be lots of material there.
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