Pretty much, I think I'm right most of the time, so whenever I'm complaining about things, or telling you how much I like them, you can just accept my word as THE WORD. Turd. Doesn't this make life easier?
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
I figured I’d use my broken travel mug today, just to be nice about it all. I took the lid off and was just sipping coffee out of it when the bottom fell out. I was in a meeting with my boss, which just made this the best Christmas gift ever.
1. Lyle Lovett 2. Jon Hamm 3. Joe Scarborough 4. Conan O'Brien 5. Chuck Klosterman 6. Robert Downey, Jr. 7. Duff from "Ace of Cakes" 8. Ben Roethlisberger 9. Johnny Depp (yeah...shut up...) 10. Mike Greenberg
I hate poodles, horses, Precious Moments figurines, adults who wear Disney apparel, worms, large birds, and the weird clown thing from "Saw", long lines, astronauts, and musicals. I love running long distances, handbags, getting tattooed, and winning stuff.